Open Gameday Thread Sharks @ Ducks
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 12:36 PM PST
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PrintSan Jose Sharks at Anaheim Ducks, Nov 21, 2009 7:00 PM PST
Start: 7:00PM TV: PRIME TICKET Radio: AM830
Your Enemy: Fear The Fin
ARTHUR:
Matt Vevoda, reporting for the Ducks website, says Wisniewski and Koivu hope to be available tonight. Eminger is still questionable, Carter is out and Lupul has lower body soreness. The team will probably be as surprised as we are by tonight's final lineup.
It's a--
Suddenly, James Wisniewski barrels into the Anaheim Calling studio [Editor's Note: but not really...]
WIZ:
Why are you always putting me down, man? You're talking about me like I'm Sheldon Brookbank.
ARTHUR:
I just don't see why you have to hobble back to the bench on every play. Are you made of gingerbread?
WIZ:
What? A guy can't get banged up blocking a shot or falling awkwardly into the boards, or tear his ACL while working out during preseason?
DANIEL chuckles off camera
WIZ (cont'd):
You want me to play hurt? I'll play hurt. You want me to play on one leg?
ARTHUR:
I want you to be a hockey player!
WIZ:
I AM a hockey player!!!!!!!
Studio security guards hold Wisniewski back.
WIZ (cont'd):
I'm a MAN!!! I block shots with my LUNG!!!!! I don't need my ACL's!!!! I'm a MAN!!!!
The security guards lift Wisniewski to carry him out of the studio, and the Ducks defenseman promptly tears both ACL's. The scent of freshly baked gingerbread fills the room.
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gingerbread cookies are delicious when soft and awful when hard and crunchy. that is all.
gonna be a tough game tonight. I’m gonna have to watch it like a scary movie: covering my eyes and plugging my ears.
this excessive injury stunt is just an excuse for the way below par play of the whole team.
there is no gravity, the world just sucks.
gingerbread cookies are delicious when soft and awful when hard and crunchy. that is all.
greatest line ever!
im sure im in the minority here but i would really love to see sharp play with a more offensive line since that is what would suit him best.
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by The Waterboy on Nov 21, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve seen Sharp play for a few years now, and I disagree with the assessment McNab gave Ahlers and Hayward. Sharp SCORES, don’t get me wrong, you don’t lead your team in scoring after Mason Raymond goes pro and have a dynamite senior season for nothing. But he’s much better at scoring the puckhound goal than a pure scorer’s goal. His Top 6 potential is very Chris Kunitz (offensively), and I think he can bang and produce in the Bottom 6 while he finds his sea legs. I’m not sure if he could ever center a pure skill line like Ryan/Lupul on his flank, but the man can find loose pucks and he works the man advantage well, so he definitely has Top 6 tools.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
We had demands when Mirtle approached us. One of which was a liquor stipend, what we’ve since deemed the Sleek-clause in our contract.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
Daniel wanted to add...
DANIEL throws his microphone and studio equipment at the square inch of Wisniewski’s body that’s never been injured.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 4:06 PM PST reply actions
Additional notes from Stephens at the Register
Hiller starts. Eminger is closer to coming back than Lupul, who apparently has back spasms, not just lower body soreness.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 5:54 PM PST reply actions
NHL injuries always seem ambiguous to me. They just said Carter will be out for a month.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions
Nok’s playmaking out there.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions
I have to say we are keeping it in their zone thus far
refreshing to see. now if we can find someone to finish.
Adenhart 1986-2009
why hook mcginn? are we afraid of mcginn now?
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
Nice!
Ducks start the power play in the 2nd period.
I think we looked pretty good in the first.
Adenhart 1986-2009
Yeah, definitely. If we keep it up, no way the Sharks have legs in the 3rd.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions
I think he’s useful on the PK as long as he’s not in front of the net. If he’s not covering a man on the doorstep, and there’s no chance of him getting hit by the puck, quality penalty killer.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions
No, just when he’s doing those things he does well without risking injury. he doesn’t have to man the net in the box formation
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
I’m insulting wisniewski before every game from now on
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:05 PM PST reply actions
clearly it’s needed. you ever wonder if guys actually read stuff like that, like Wiz reads our blog and knows we hate him?
Meh, I’m sure when he tore his ACL working out in Chicago, he checked out the blogs because it was that sort of embarrassing Sakic and the snowblower type injury. Generally, though, he doesn’t need us to tell him he’s fragile or that he makes defensive mental mistakes. That’s why they have film and contract negotiations.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:17 PM PST up reply actions
As soon as I open this Gameday thread, Wiz scores.
What is going on?
The Big Red Machine V.2 is coming this Fall 2009. Go Halos!
I was about to call you out for not showing up
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
hopefully a fight in the stands also breaks out right now, proving Slyintine’s talisman-like properties
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions
A face only a mother and Selanne’s stick could love
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions
Jesus Christ. How many damn turnovers will we give up in our own zone?
The Big Red Machine V.2 is coming this Fall 2009. Go Halos!
I’ve never been in a cabbie sing-a-long. Every time i see that commercial, I think, “why not me?”
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
whitney’s nastier than i give him credit for
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:22 PM PST reply actions
damn it. My bad. I started heatley on my fantasy squad. I benched pavelski to try and balance the magumbo. Starting both of them seemed like tempting fate.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:23 PM PST reply actions
starting/benching both of them that is. should’ve traded them to daniel for him to start
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
That mozart outfit can do no wrong
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions
No. And for the same reason I can’t sell my ’71 Ford Pinto.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
quit crushing my dreams Arthur! We need to get rid of that contract. His 25 goals can’t be worth that much money.
I was gonna say. Wiz scoring 25 goals? I know I put him on fantasy watch before the season, but that’s ridiculous
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
advantage of playing in the west is no one watches the games. They put up stats, and we can get whatever for them.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
Ask and I shall receive.
Can I ask for another goal in the 4 on 5 in the 3rd Period?
The Big Red Machine V.2 is coming this Fall 2009. Go Halos!
Don’t ask permission. Use the ALL CAPS approach that worked last time.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions
Malhotra. Asian hockey player. Represent!
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:38 PM PST reply actions
Rya covered his face HARD. He’s been in the gallery before
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:38 PM PST reply actions
you know whitney has a hard shot when people in the slot are praying
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions
DUCKS, START SCORING AND STOP ALLOWING GOALS
The Big Red Machine V.2 is coming this Fall 2009. Go Halos!
i like the general request. Try MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
harder to get shots off out west. Same reason Boynton hasn’t gotten off as much since he came west
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 21, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
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