Anaheim Calling's Secret Santa: Arthur

Festivus Pole

ARTHUR:
In the final gift of our office Secret Santa, I've prepared a Ducks-themed Festivus Pole for Travis.

Its main function will be to celebrate the holiday, but your moderator is free to use it as a tool with which to perma-ban the insufferables.

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In a season like this, where the Ducks' performance has proffered piece after piece of coal for our collective stockings, it's good to use this day to air some grievances. Feel free to do so in the comments. How have the Ducks disappointed you this year?

I've got to go get my Pepperidge Farm's cake out of the oven and prepare for the feats of strength.

FESTIVUS!

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