Shut down Newport...
My bff Loops is getting back to business!! (See below)
Fight was awesome... The atmosphere at those events is 2nd to none.. Back to work this week!! Time to get strong..
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haha. he paid to sit ringside for mayweather/mosley. ridiculous. The Flyers fans were singing your praises on that same thread because one of the injured Philly players was tweeting about sitting in a gallery for the masters while he was supposed to be rehabbing. You’ve started a revolution.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 3, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
"Truthiness" - S. Colbert
Just keeping him honest :)
Viva la truthiness!
"I'm not a lady. I'm a DUCK!" - Connie Moreau, D2: Mighty Ducks
Wait....
No do not shut down Newport! I have too much fun here. If you ruin it for Lupul you ruin it for me and you don’t want to do that do you? I don’t twitter so don’t punish me as well.
Congrats! You just made yourself the official Lupul babysitter! You see him out and about, you send him right home!
Haha! Ok, how about a conditional shutting down of Newport (I didn’t consider the fact I live 3 minutes away from there)? Anyways, if Loops goes to a bar, everyone in the bar has to close their eyes and act like they’re asleep.
"I'm not a lady. I'm a DUCK!" - Connie Moreau, D2: Mighty Ducks
Honestly, I doubt anyone recognizes him outside of the occasional puck bunny. I bet the people that do recognize him don’t know he’s a hockey player. He’s just the local drunk, like Norm from Cheers.
JOFFREY! . . . where everybody knows your naaaame…
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 5, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Babysitter? Nope won’t do it. Shut it down. I’ll take my drinking habbits to Catalina or Laguna from now on. Way to ruin my fun.
One question. Why can’t the man go out and party? I mean it is the offseason. If him going to bars produces a 35 goal season with a shitload of assists, hell I am buying the first round.
by Newport Rebel on May 8, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha! Good idea. I’ll join you there :)
Hey, he’s more than welcome to do whatever the hell he wants during the off season. Just keep in mind that if he’s going to reach your 35 goal plateau next season, he’s going to need to get serious. That means rehabbing that back even more and working off the beer weight. He hasn’t played in months. That’s gotta take away from your skating and shooting ability. Since he doesn’t tweet about rehab, we can only speculate on how much work he’s actually doing…
If he reaches 35 goals for the Ducks next season, I will post a picture of myself in a bikini on this website. That horrific thought alone makes me believe that he won’t reach it.
"I'm not a lady. I'm a DUCK!" - Connie Moreau, D2: Mighty Ducks
If he reaches 35 goals for the Ducks next season, I will post a picture of myself in a bikini on this website.
Oh man. It’ll be the site logo the entire month afterward. Every empty net situation next season, I’ll be screaming “Get it to Lupul!!”
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 9, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
We need to do a mock up from Major League. Every time Lupul scores another piece comes off.
by Newport Rebel on May 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA. Nice try.
Looks like you need to go bar hopping with Loops, club him over the head, and forcibly start his rehab. You know, Misery-style.
Well, this wager now makes for an interesting season…
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"I'm not a lady. I'm a DUCK!" - Connie Moreau, D2: Mighty Ducks
Well, this wager now makes for an interesting season…
We’ll make a Lupul Goal counter for the site and everything.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
haha. Totally. Go find him and tell him that the Jen that rattled him has laid down the bikini gauntlet, and it’s up to him to what’s right for all mankind.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
God I love you guys :)
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"I'm not a lady. I'm a DUCK!" - Connie Moreau, D2: Mighty Ducks
We’ll see how much you love us when Joffrey pots 40 next season throwing back those Perry-Getzlaf rebounds like they were Jagerbombs. Personally, I think it’ll be great for traffic. CK productions can handle the photo shoot and everything. You’re an Anaheim Calling writer Jen; we’ll make sure you look good!
heh heh. I’m totally making a Lupul goal counter. But it doesn’t have to be a current picture she just said “a” picture. In the interest of sportsmanship in betting, it does have to be a picture in focus where she is compositionally at least 1/5 of the frame. :-p
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 10, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, a bets a bet. If it helps the Ducks win, then I’m all for it. Somebody better tweet to Joff notifying him the possibility of letting down all mankind if he doesn’t get at least 35 (for the Ducks, null if traded)! HAHA!
Look at Arthur! Trying to give me ways to get out of it, but still wants to create a Lupul goal counter (which I’m all for!).
Note to self: begin “The Hills diet” of coke and red bull now… ;)
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The funny thing is I think if he rehabs and gets ready for next season correctly 35 is not going to be tough for him. Lupul was looking good this year until everything went to hell in a hurry. Hopefully some teams have forgotten how good he can be and maybe he will put of few more in the net because of it.
by Newport Rebel on May 11, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, even though Joffrey has never scored 35 in a season and you can’t project his East numbers, if you projects his pace last year of 10 goals in 23 games (.435 goals per game) over 81 games, his longest output to date, then you get 35.235 goals. Also, if they’ve been kicking around the idea of Bobby Ryan at center, Lupul might get that top line gig for at least 40 games. That puts him on the end of Getzlaf passes. It’s a very reachable number.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 11, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Here’s to hoping my love Getzy decides to shoot first, instead of pass first, this upcoming season :)
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Getzy decides to shoot first, instead of pass first
I’m tempted to promise that I’ll be in a bikini on this site if that happens, but only tempted.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too funny. Please for the love of God pass Getzy pass.
by Newport Rebel on May 11, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Might want to check out Loops’ tweet today. I’m feeling better about the bet :)
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Seriously who the hell is his doctor and why can’t they get him back on track?
by Newport Rebel on May 12, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Dr. Drew? Dr. Dre? Dr. Pepper? Ahh! I got it! Dr. Green-thumb…
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Im starting to think he should get a second opinion. He is a young guy. He shouldn’t be having this much trouble. Maybe there is something else. Who knows? I’m starting to think it could be the Dr. and not Lupul. Shocking I know.
by Newport Rebel on May 12, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a new doctor, isn’t it? He went to a specialist after he determined the numbness might be out of the ordinary _
We’ve had plenty of specialists and plenty of player timetables for returning from injuries. Lupul is the only one to quadruple the anticipated figures. Occam’s Razor, man. Occam’s.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 12, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s got all summer and your post to motivate him. I wouldn’t be surprised if he sent you a bikini to wear. Probably Oilers, he is an Edmonton kid after all.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 12, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. That is just amazing. Obviously the marketing genius behind that bikini has never been to Edmonton.
Here’s how I imagine the meeting with the marketing department:
Person A: “Hey, what do you guys think about creating a bikini line?”
Person B: “Great idea!”
Person A: “So I’m thinking we start with the Ducks, Kings, Lightening…etc.”
Person B: “No. That would never work in those places.”
Person A: “Ok. Well where then?”
Person B: “Hmm. Nowhere close to a beach. Definitely NOT a place where it’s sunny and warm. That would be ridiculous! This is hockey!”
Person A: “I know! Edmonton!”
Person B: “Perfect! It’s snowy and cold 350 days out of the year!!”
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"I'm not a lady. I'm a DUCK!" - Connie Moreau, D2: Mighty Ducks
Oh now, he’s at it again according to the OC Register blog. Does this guy ever rehab? Jen’s bet seems pretty safe!
This is so sad. At first, we were just making fun of the fact that he couldn’t beat his POST-infection recovery timetable (i.e. after the Olympics), which is funny on a team of guys like Selanne and Getzlaf who were coming back weeks ahead of schedule. Now, he’s taking that joke and making it less funny every day. sigh.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 19, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
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