A Pimp Named Cueball. I caught part three of these interviews over on Puck Daddy, and I thought I noticed Getzlaf flirting with Laura Schara. So, I checked out the other parts of the interview, and sure enough, he's at least the only one working the eye contact. I knew he seemed the kind unlikely to take a wife.
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Arthur from Anaheim Calling
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I needed this to get through my ridiculously slow Friday.
1) He’s so cute when he’s scruffy
2) My second place hockey crush is Zach Parise.
This video was like porn for me ;)
"I'm not a lady. I'm a DUCK!" - Connie Moreau, D2: Mighty Ducks
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He’s really givin’ her the once over. He looks her up and down when he says “Bahamas,” totally the “I’m imagining you in a Bikini” move. Chara’s totally looking straight ahead in that, “You’re married; pretend you’re talking to Pierre McGuire move.” But Getzy’s shameless. I love it!
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Aug 13, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Chara says he would be a bodyguard? Yeah I could see that but isn’t he doing that now but just on ice? This got me thinking. How awesome do you think he could be in Anaheim and do you think he would become a quick fan favorite?
by Newport Rebel on Aug 14, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If Getzlaf grew a mustache he’d be Freddie Mercury.
Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something.
Haha. Would his having a mustache hurt my chances more than him having a wife?
I’d be wiling to give up BR for Parise. Just sayin…
"I'm not a lady. I'm a DUCK!" - Connie Moreau, D2: Mighty Ducks
Writer for http://www.anaheimcalling.com
Parise, really? I’m not a chick, or attracted to men, but I’m a little dumbfounded that Getzlaf and Parise are your porn hopefuls from that video. Getzlaf’s a little gangly looking and Parise’s eyes are all beady— in fact most of his features are in the center of his face, like his nose is a shower drain. From that video, Cammalleri seems more like the Abercrombie & Fitch drool-producing type, but I guess at that point I’m just comparing him to models I’ve seen before. Still, does proper bone structure and feature placement count for nothing to women? Why don’t I do better, then?
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Aug 15, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha! I don’t even know how to respond to that…
My type is dark hair, dark eyes (usually) and taller than me. Parise and I might be the same height.
Cammalleri? No.
"I'm not a lady. I'm a DUCK!" - Connie Moreau, D2: Mighty Ducks
Writer for http://www.anaheimcalling.com
Ohhhhh, so Cammalleri’s too short? The importance of height to women totally slipped my mind, though that does remind me of that Nick Swardson joke where he’s talking about how his height is holding him back and you never hear a girl say, “He’s cute right? (then whispered enthusiastically) and SO SHORT!” All right, then. Drooling over tall guys while they’re sitting down makes it official; I am completely incapable of identifying an attractive man.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Aug 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
haha. Here’s that Swardson joke. It goes out to all the midgets getting hated on by Jen.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Aug 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait wait wait
You like dark hair, but you love Getz? Dude doesn’t even have enough hair to register a definitive hair color.
by PhantomPretender on Aug 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
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