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2012 NHL All-Star Player Fantasy Draft Open Thread

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For the second year, the NHL will do their best to drum up interest in All-Star Weekend by once again holding a fantasy draft to determine the teams for the All-Star Game. This year's captains, Daniel Alfredsson of the hometown Ottawa Senators and Zdeno Chara of the Boston Bruins, will proceed through 19 rounds of picks to fill out their rosters. They will be advised by assistant captains Henrik Lundqvist (Team Alfreddson) and Joffrey Lupul (Team Chara). [Ed. Note: I am officially referring to Chara/Lupul as "Team Chalupa"]

After a coin toss determines who gets first pick, the teams will alternate in their picks until each team ends up with three goaltenders, six defensemen, and 12 forwards. Similar to last year, all goaltenders must be selected by the end of round 10 and all defensemen must be selected by the end of round 15. Whichever lucky player is drafted last (it would be hilarious if Phil Kessel repeated) will have a $10,000 donation to the hockey program of his choice made on his behalf by the league.

So sit back and enjoy the awkwardness. Hockey players, by definition, do not exhibit gobs of personality, and last year's draft was an exercise in tooth-pulling when it came to generating interesting statements or moments. The absence of Alex Ovechkin probably won't help either, as it's unlikely anyone else will be brazen enough to openly mock the last pick.

And good luck to those of you who entered the Skills Showdown contest. We'll announce the winner once the final picks have been made. The winner will need to email anaheimcalling@gmail.com with their address in order to receive their tickets.

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I’m betting the house Perry winds up on Team Chara.

by pearljamfan80 on Jan 26, 2012 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

I think he’ll go relatively early in terms of forwards: One of the top 8 chosen.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice call

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Jan 27, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we hosted one a long time ago, or maybe a draft. Of course, I might be imagining it.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

In Lou we Trust says we might be in the running for the next one.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet

According to Wikipedia, we’ve never had one

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you read that film review that Bobby Ryan did for Twilight? It’s 12 kinds of brilliant.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

I put up a fanpost. I poked fun a little, but the interview is seriously hilarious.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm only through half of this

But I love reading this.

However, your comment comparing Taylor Lautner to Bobby Ryan cut me, deep. I hate Taylor Lautner :(

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching it on TSN

And all I can say is wow.. Igor Larionov’s daughter is beautiful

by Dixie Normus on Jan 26, 2012 5:09 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Of course she is. Didn’t she do a cooking segment with Evgeni Malkin?

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching those replays of Kane was hilarious; he was a prick last year.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s just no pleasing some people. Coincidentally, that’s also how NHL ’11 starts.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate that

Every time I play (and I play NHL11 a lot) seeing Hiller get scored on.. I’m so superstitious that I stopped playing during Anaheim gamedays

by Dixie Normus on Jan 26, 2012 5:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Alyonka is having trouble with fluidity. She also gestures poorly. Why the Alyonka hate?

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

Now they will finally start picking…in 5 minutes.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

A clarification on the contest rules

The assistants do not county as the first overall pick.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Alsoq

Trades? That’s fan-fucking-tastic!

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Datsyuk is the first pick…gross.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

Datsyuk never kicked Perry's ass

Despite what the most hardcore 16 year old Red Wing fan would say

by Dixie Normus on Jan 26, 2012 5:22 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I wouldn’t say he lost it either.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I can too

But every Red Wing fan I’ve encountered in person or online seems to think Datsyuk wrecked him the way that guy from San Jose wrecked Tootoo a few years ago.

by Dixie Normus on Jan 26, 2012 5:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Eh…just remind them that the ’80s are right around the corner for them.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Alfie you pandering bastard!

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

Red8ball and Letgoducks19

are the early leaders in the clubhouse. They each have five points right now.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

After two rounds

They still lead with seven points.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Thomas is weak. Come on Chara, make a pick I care about.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

Loops wants to talk serious shit on ottawa.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

Total curveball there

Nobody thought Quick would be the second goalie

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

Hossa a surprise too

The defensemen are going to decide this

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

How long until Kessel starts texting Lupul to just pick him already

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

Lupul will probably have a say in Hartnell, Perry and Kessel. All former teammates.

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

*Kessel = current teammate. D’oh!

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Team Alfredsson is a little odd to me.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

Sidenote: Beauchemin leads the leauge in Shorthanded minutes played. Isn’t that crazy.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

I used to be a pretty big fan of the Pens until I got tired of hearing about Sidney Crosby. I am angry at how good they are though. Shero and Bylsma keep that team going.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:33 PM PST reply actions  

Perry sitting all by himself.

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

Nobody likes Perry and Perry doesn’t like anybody. It makes sense.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It just seems kind of funny since the NHL is sort of like a big fraternity. Mostly everyone likes rivals, etc. (Bobby going to see the Twilight premiere with Kings players)

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The review Bobby Ryan did of the movie.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think I remember reading it when it came out. Not too shabby work by Mr. Stevenson.

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

I thought he’d go pretty early!

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

Damn, I didn’t even notice! That’s sweet!

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Lupul picking Price before Kessel…

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 5:40 PM PST reply actions  

They had to take a goalie.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Here are the rankings for the contest

CoachZ: 2
Thyme: 4
DavidBL: 4
Red8ball: 9
Letsgoducks19: 7

So it’s still anyone’s ball game, except CoachZ. Sorry, CoachZ.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

It’s one of the great things about sports. I love irrationally hating all things detroit

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The Leafs don’t deserve that hate. Their fans do, but I don’t think the team does.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It would’ve been cool to see Timonen and Weber playing together again like they were in Nashville.

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

Damn, I wanted to see what Weber and Perry looked like playing together.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

Suter + Perry is a good consolation

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Preview of next year? ;)

by Dixie Normus on Jan 26, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind, but I’d rather have Weber.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

They did play together during the olympics.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. Those rare times when they used to roll Morrow-Getzlaf-Perry, Niedermayer-Weber were awesome.

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Sedin twins are still sitting back there. I secretly want them to go last.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

OK WTF

They mention Sedin wins the Art Ross but don’t mention that Perry wont the Hart?

Fuck you, NHL.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

They did mention that he won the Hart.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I could have sworn

the dual-language announcer guy did not mention that.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if he did in French, but I’m pretty sure I heard it in English.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure they only focused on his performance in the skills competition

I’ll rewind. I was tabulating point totals, so I was only half paying attention.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I know I heard someone say it.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Just rewound it

Dual announcer guy does not mention the Hart Trophy. On-stage host does, but not dual announcer guy.

Dual announcer guy DID mention the hart.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, someone said it. It was said.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I just thought you’d be used to it by now. It’s a hateful east coast league we’re in.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Are all the goalies gone?

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

Howard got annihilated last night..

It made me hard

by Dixie Normus on Jan 26, 2012 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

That was awkward, the whole not drafted thing.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

George Lucas isn’t getting anymore of my fucking money. fuck star wars 3D

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:49 PM PST reply actions  

I'm sort of obligated to go

Although I won’t see I or II in theatres.

But I have a Star Wars tatoo. I pretty much have to go.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

No you don’t, man. No you don’t. Stand up for yourself. Say no more. Don’t fall into that trap man. He’s deceiving you. It’s the same bad movie.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I and II are terrible

but III is passable and IV, V, and VI are of course legendary.

Also, call me a Star Wars heretic, but I prefer Jedi to Empire.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I will be too busy playing The Old Republic to see the 3D remakes

Odd that they’re starting with the worst film in the franchise…

Fight on!

by Shackleford on Jan 26, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The Old Republic owns me

I have a 43 Sith Sorcerer and a 17 Powertech BH. I adore this game.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you ever play the first Star Wars MMO?

Star Wars Galaxies? It was absolutely incredible until Sony ruined it. It was a sandbox Star Wars universe where you could do pretty much everything.

Fight on!

by Shackleford on Jan 26, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I never did play SWG

But I heard you could do truly innovative things like build your own cities and stuff like that. Not only that, but there were way more classes than there are in ToR.

But don’t get me wrong, I love ToR. Once I finish with my Sith Sorc, I’m going to make a Jedi Knight that excels at PvP.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong

I love ToR as well. But yes, you could make cities, there were tons of classes, there were a lot more playable races and more planets. There was no leveling system – you just mastered different classes. If you were lucky, or if you grinded enough, you could become a Jedi. It had the best crafting system I’ve ever seen, too. It was a truly unique game.

I have a 38 Operative and 26 Sith Marauder. What server are you on? I’m on Black Vulkars with a few friends.

Fight on!

by Shackleford on Jan 26, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I really love how ToR has handled crafting

But yeah, I wish there were more playable races (and that there were racial traits) and classes. They’ll get there. It’s off to a very hot start.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The crafting in SWG was based on resources

Different nodes had different quality resources, and they respawned in different areas every week. If you wanted world PVP, you went to the highest quality nodes and fought other people for the right to harvest them. Higher quality resources produced better items. You could play as a Bothan, Mon Cal, Wookie, Trandoshan and every race that is in ToR except for Sith and Chiss.

Fight on!

by Shackleford on Jan 26, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the single player KOTOR games. I refuse to play MMORPGs with a monthly fee though.

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I too prefer Jedi to Empire for multiple reasons including but not limited to, the green light sabre, ewoks, and more Han Cholo.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I love everything about the Endor stuff

Also, there’s one of the greatest (and I mean greatest) bloopers in the history of film in that movie. Right after Leia gets shot, the first thing Han does is cup her boob.

I shit you not. If you own the movies, go verify this. It’s hilarious.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to as soon as I get an opportunity.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I read this once online yeards ago and didn't believe it

It was still true as of Special Edition. I haven’t checked on Blu Ray. I’m a terrible SW fan. I’ve had the Blu Rays for a while and I haven’t watched them yet.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t let anyone at comicon know. They won’t talk to you.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven't been to a ComiCon in years

I hate crowds and that shit is just crazy these days. It was great before it became just too much of a spectacle.

I have a ridiculous Star Wars collection that my wife has somehow allowed me to keep (although they now live in Rubbermaid totes:( ). It will probably be worth something in like 50 years.

But yeah, I have the Mandalorian symbol as a tatoo on my right shoulder. I’ve had it since I was 19. I love it to death, but it makes me sad that I’ve actually met other people that have it.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s life as a fan. I might have to get a Naruto tattoo someday. I might go to my first comicon this year.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

If you're going to go

Buy your tickets now, because that shit will sell out. I don’t really have much else in the way or recommendations other than be willing to deal with suffocating throngs of people. And parking rates will be absurd.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Going Hidden Leaf?

by DavidBL on Jan 26, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

its almost a double grab, i love it!

by BennyLightning on Jan 27, 2012 4:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Its such a Han Solo move

“Hey you just got shot? Let me check on this first.”

by PhantomPretender on Jan 27, 2012 6:30 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

So do they make all of these jerseys twice, or is there a set order?

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

I think it’s got to be 2 sets of jerseys.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

They ship the ones that don’t get used to third world countries. The ones that didn’t get “Vancouver Canucks 2011 Stanley Cup Champions” are first in line for the ASG jerseys that don’t get used.

Fight on!

by Shackleford on Jan 26, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I love making this joke. Every kid in Africa thinks the Buffalo Bills are a football dynasty.

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like a shot on some secret menu that trashed coeds order.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

I was making fun of Gary Thorne in EA NHL games

by Dixie Normus on Jan 26, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Chara wouldn’t have picked one of them. He wouldn’t have been able to hit them if he did that.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Perry and Iggy on a line!!!!!

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

Iginla – Kane – Perry would be sweet

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Perry and Loops can’t play together, because it would make me sad :’(

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Chara picks an ex-teammate

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

Better than Alfie picking ALL of his teammates.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it would be cool if Alfredsson picked Karlsson, Hossa, Spezza, Chara (if he wasn’t a captain), Michalek and Elliott.

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's left?

Benn, Seguin, Eberle, Tavares, Couture, Pominville…?

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah. All the star power is sort of gone.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope Chara and Phaneuf play together. That’s a terrifying pairing.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

It would be terrifying if they were allowed to hit

I can’t get too excited about the NHL ASG because it’s basically a skill competition. I will watch anyways, but the only ASG I can really get excited about is the MLB ASG. Due to the nature of baseball, all the players can play their hardest at every aspect of the game and you really do get to see the best players playing together. Basketball, football and hockey are all just offense orgies.

Fight on!

by Shackleford on Jan 26, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I would agree with this

Although I hate that the MLB All-Star Game counts now. As much hate as people throw at Bettman, Selig is way worse.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m actually kind of tired of watching. This needs to hurry up and finish.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

But then there would be no trades.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That's true

And I must admit, Pierre McGuire is especially creepy during the draft which makes for entertaining drinking activities

by Dixie Normus on Jan 26, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

For as much flak that he gets, he’s a very smart analyst.

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He knows hockey, he’s just awkward and weird.

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, the second one is the worst. Every time I see it I’m creeped out. The Pierre McGuire drinking game makes up for his creepiness though.

by JuMowbray on Jan 27, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point the only drama left is whether or not Chara picks Seguin.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

Hard to believe Tavares and Stamkos were both 1st overall picks, only a year apart.

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

I just finished the Bobby Ryan film review

I love him even more, now. At some point, my wife is going to get jealous.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

This is just under Dixie’s jimmy howard hard on in awkwardness.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh it's not that awkward

I did partially name my son after him, after all.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a strange hand shake between Iginla and Kane.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

Probably because Kane can’t even exist in the presence of Iginla’s uber-classness

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Jamie Benn waited three times this long in his actual draft.

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

A shark or a star…that’s shitty choice.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Benn + Perry would be awesome.

by JuMowbray on Jan 26, 2012 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

Couture gets picked last

Red8ball wins it all with 14 points. Congrats to you, sir. Email the address above with your physical address and we’ll mail the tickets to you ASAP.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 26, 2012 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

Roenick is working those new teeth. That’s ridiculous.

by Daniel AC on Jan 26, 2012 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

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