Since today is Valentine's Day (how many 'oh f#$k's' did I just hear?), I am going to change up the preview and go with the theme of love and positivity and give you the "Top 5 Things I Love About the Ducks":
5) Corey Perry is one of the biggest pricks in the NHL and he's the reigning MVP
4) I never thought a short, tubby, old man with the nickname Gabby would bring so much joy and hope to my life.
3) Our mascot dances like a male stripper
2) Teemu Selanne.