ARTHUR:
You can't make me write about that game.
*Reads SBN Contract* *Shrugs*
The Ducks finished 0-3 in their season-opening road trip after falling 5-1 to the St. Louis Blues in a contest that seemed chippy from the starting gate. Saku Koivu remains the team's only goal scorer (this time unassisted), but his power play score guarantees Anaheim fans free pizza sticks (which you must redeem tomorrow). Also in 'always look on the bright side of life' news, Lubomir Visnovsky had a close brush with what could have been a serious knee injury to remind Ducks fans of what a disastrous end of a season three-games-in really looks like.