The Anaheim Calling Twitter doesn't do much to inspire confidence in my ability to apply a perspicacious eye to filtering hockey voices. @AmandaCStein, @SarahBaicker, @LindaCohn, @WhatWouldJNDo . They all know their stuff, but I'm aware that it reads like my own version of Motherpucker's Twitter Hockey Hotties contest.
That being said, I stand by my decision to follow @LaurenBelfoy . That broad is comedy gold, and her hockey commentary isn't any less clever. After the Ducks acquired Ray Emery, she had this to say:
Anaheim Ducks love them an unlikeable player. The most unlikeable thing about that is how well it works for them. Haters (me) gonna hate...
Heh heh. Welcome to the fray, Jarko Ruutu. It will, in all likelihood, work out for you here.
If you missed it, the latest Ducks Dedication promo provides video evidence that Ryan Getzlaf's shots on goal can cure cancer.
. . . shame he never shoots.