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I'll pick up Zach at LAX. Sorry, Marty. I have a two-seater. You're on your own.
I'll pick up Zach at LAX. Sorry, Marty. I have a two-seater. You're on your own.

So, we're going to have a New Jersey Devils vs. Los Angeles Kings Stanley Cup Final. Please take showers and wear your Sunday's best when Zach Parise comes to town.

On to the quotes! If you missed any of the prior rounds, click Round 1 and/or Round 2. [Note: I was traveling for the first couple games from each series and missed the games.]

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Game 3: New York Rangers @ New Jersey Devils. Broadcast Team: Mike "Doc" Emrick, Eddie Olczyk & Pierre McGuire

-- "Why did I say that? I don't know. It took up 10 seconds of time before the face-off." - Doc Emrick

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Game 4: Phoenix Coyotes @ Los Angeles Kings. Broadcast Team: Dave Strader, Darren Pang & Brian Engblom

-- "The one-timer is really overrated." - Brian Engblom

Game 4: New York Rangers @ New Jersey Devils. Broadcast Team: Mike "Doc" Emrick, Eddie Olczyk & Pierre McGuire

-- "There's nothing worse than dropping the gloves and finding out your opponent has a left hand." -- Eddie Olczyk

-- "He's a tough hombre, though." - Pierre McGuire

-- "Even Paul Bunyon would be proud of that chop by Mike Smith" - Eddie Olczyk

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Game 5: Los Angeles Kings @ Phoenix Coyotes. Broadcast Team: Dave Strader, Darren Pang & Brian Engblom

-- "In the NHL, the fastest guy gets the puck." - Brian Engblom

-- "He's got that stinky leather mitt right there." - Darren Pang

-- "Hey! That's my hand out there, brother!" - Brian Engblom

Game 5: New Jersey Devils @ New York Rangers. Broadcast Team: Mike "Doc" Emrick, Eddie Olczyk & Pierre McGuire

-- "If you're the Rangers, you've got to shoot it in and not let Brodeur stop it." - Eddie Olczyk

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Game 6: New York Rangers @ New Jersey Devils. Broadcast Team: Mike "Doc" Emrick, Eddie Olczyk & Pierre McGuire

-- "The probing continues." - Doc Emrick

-- "Koval-suck...Kovalchuk." - Doc Emrick