Your Friendly Thursday Links Roundup: The Slow News Day Edition

[Ed. Note: Written before Shea Weber offer-sheet drama. My bad on choosing to run it this morning...]

Are we still recovering from the Parise/Suter fallout? Waiting on Shane Doan to make a move? The hockey world seems to be revolving in slow motion....

• Stay off of Twitter, you guys! [Ducks Daily Blog]
• The follow-up to the aforementioned piece. [Ducks Daily Blog]
• A piece that summarizes all of the feelings that I have ever had about Ryan Getzlaf. [The Hockey Writers]
• The Red Wings/Scum/Devil Spawn reportedly made a great pitch for Rick Nash, but Columbus GM Scott Howson refused to budge. [M Live]
• The Buffalo Sabres have signed Mikhail Grigorenko (the Cam Fowler of this year's draft) to a 3 year entry-level deal. [NHL.com]
• A profile of Teemu Selanne. [Anaheim Ducks]
• Can the Penguins sign Shane Doan? [PensBurgh]
• Read Justin Bourne's rec hockey tips. [Backhand Shelf]
• Broad Street Hockey discusses Ilya Bryzgalov's Sovetsky Sport/Puck Daddy interview (which includes interesting tidbits about the last lockout and his time with the Ducks). [Broad Street Hockey]
• A profile of Nate Guenin. [OC Register]
• A piece about assistant coach Bob Woods (it contains some interesting tidbits about Bruce Boudreau's time in Washington). [Utica Observer-Dispatch]